01 Read the room
Stall, canteen or cloth-table: Iranian cuisine uses all three and they do not share one script.
Iranian cuisine · Rice, saffron and a sour-herb clock: stews, chelo and technique 82 without chili as the main story.
Street Iranian cuisine is a sequence: queue, point, share, pay. Tehran still teaches the tempo better than a food hall.
The diagrams below are type-level maps of a stall meal and a sit-down order, not a single restaurant's SOP.
Mains and sauces in Iranian cuisine are often communal; Ghormeh sabzi may be the shared plate.
Polo / chelo and related ferments do more work than a last-minute chili flake.
Spice is not a loyalty test. Order the house mild if the table is built on herbs or fat rather than chili.
Hands, chopsticks, spoon or bread — copy the next table rather than importing another cuisine's rules.
Rice, bread or noodle is the meal; protein is the comment.
Stall, canteen or cloth-table: Iranian cuisine uses all three and they do not share one script.
Rice, bread or noodle plus Ghormeh sabzi or a stew. Solo steak logic fails here.
Sauces and herbs for Iranian cuisine are often finished by the diner — watch before pouring.
Do not empty a communal dish on the first pass.
Tea, beer, spirits or fermented drinks — match the house, not a wine list by default.
Tickets, counters or one bill for the table. Tipping rules are local.
Many pots of Iranian cuisine are priced for two. A lone diner should ask for a single set.
Menus rarely quantify chili the way a first-timer hopes.
Ordering only Ghormeh sabzi misses the pantry that makes Iranian cuisine a cuisine.
The hard limit is assuming a one-person plated dinner in a cuisine that often prices and plates for the table.
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